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Kambiz Administrator

Joined: 07 Mar 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Tehran, Iran
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Posted: 20/03/07 19:40 Post subject: Happy Nowruz |
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Happy Nowruz and Happy New Iranian Year to everybody.
I wish you all the best for the New Year.
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Johnny_Bit Administrator
Joined: 15 Jun 2003 Posts: 389
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Posted: 21/03/07 17:50 Post subject: |
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| Nice... So, which year do we have?
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Kambiz Administrator

Joined: 07 Mar 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Tehran, Iran
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Posted: 21/03/07 20:51 Post subject: |
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Do you mean the year? by having 7000 years history the year is still 1386. The origin changed to the Islamic base.
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kokkoras Moderator

Joined: 12 Mar 2005 Posts: 277 Location: Thessaloniki, Greece
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Posted: 23/03/07 21:35 Post subject: |
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Happy New Year!!!
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Kambiz Administrator

Joined: 07 Mar 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Tehran, Iran
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Posted: 23/03/07 23:59 Post subject: |
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Thanks to all.
Seems the topic has been changed. I said that words because I was very angry about Muslims (not Islam) who governing my country. But I was wrong, the problem is not religion, it's fanaticism.
By the way, most of people do not choose a religion because they are invited, they inherit their religion.
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Johnny_Bit Administrator
Joined: 15 Jun 2003 Posts: 389
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Posted: 24/03/07 14:11 Post subject: |
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No more off-topic.
And I say it for the firs time: I'm not atheist, neither Christian nor Islamic or whatever.
You know who I am?
| Quote: | I'm a modern man,
A man for the millennium,
Digital and smoke free.
A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist,
Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded.
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing.
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high tech lowlife.
A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker,
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave but I'm old school,
And my inner child is outward bound.
I'm a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer,
Voice activated and biodegradable.
I interface from a database,
And my database is in cyberspace,
So I'm interactive,
I'm hyperactive,
And from time-to-time,
I'm radioactive.
Behind the eight ball,
Ahead of the curve,
Riding the wave,
Dodging a bullet,
Pushing the envelope.
I'm on point,
On task,
On message,
And off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed,
I got no urge to binge and purge.
I'm in the moment,
On the edge,
Over the top,
But under the radar.
A high concept,
Low profile,
Medium range ballistic missionary.
A street-wise smart bomb.
A top gun bottom feeder.
I wear power ties,
I tell power lies,
I take power naps,
I run victory laps.
I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slam dunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic.
A working ragaholic.
Out of rehab,
And in denial.
I got a personal trainer,
A personal shopper,
A personal assistant,
And a personal agenda.
You can't shut me up,
You can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless,
And I'm wireless.
I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.
I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever.
Laid back but fashion forward.
Up front,
Down home,
Low rent,
High maintenance.
Super size,
Long lasting,
High definition,
Fast acting,
Oven ready,
And built to last.
I'm a hands on,
Foot loose,
Knee jerk,
Head case.
Prematurely post traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail.
But I'm feeling,
I'm caring,
I'm healing,
I'm sharing.
A supportive bonding nurturing primary care giver.
My output is down,
But my income is up.
I take a short position on the long bond,
And my revenue stream has its own cash flow.
I read junk mail,
I eat junk food,
I buy junk bonds,
I watch trash sports.
I'm gender specific,
Capital intensive,
User friendly,
And lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex.
I like rough sex.
I like tough love.
I use the f word in my email,
And the software on my hard drive is hard core, no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini mall.
I bought a mini van in a mega store.
I eat fast food in the slow lane.
I'm toll free,
Bite sized,
Ready to wear,
And I come in all sizes.
A fully equipped,
Factory authorized,
Hospital tested,
Clinically proven,
Scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed,
Pre-cooked,
Pre-heated,
Pre-screened,
Pre-approved,
Pre-packaged,
Post-dated,
Freeze-dried,
Double-wrapped,
Vacuum-packed,
And I have an unlimited broadband capacity.
I'm a rude dude,
But I'm the real deal.
Lean and mean.
Cocked, locked and ready to rock.
Rough tough and hard to bluff.
I take it slow.
I go with the flow.
I ride with the tide.
I got glide in my stride.
Drivin' and movin',
Sailin' and spinnin',
Jivin' and groovin',
Wailin' and winnin'.
I don't snooze,
So I don't lose.
I keep the pedal to the metal,
And the rubber on the road.
I party hearty,
And lunch time is crunch time.
I'm hanging in,
There ain't no doubt.
And I'm hanging tough,
Over and out. |
No more off-topic here, or you'll get badly mistreated. Want some controversial off-topic discussion, then start new topic.
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Kambiz Administrator

Joined: 07 Mar 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Tehran, Iran
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Posted: 24/03/07 15:24 Post subject: |
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It's very difficult to know you.
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Johnny_Bit Administrator
Joined: 15 Jun 2003 Posts: 389
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Posted: 24/03/07 19:34 Post subject: |
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Heh, yeah... What you really need to understand of me are just specific fragments, I'll highlight them:
Politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I tell power lies,
You can't shut me up, You can't dumb me down.
I'm a non-believer and an over-achiever.
I read junk mail,
A fully equipped, Factory authorized, Hospital tested, Clinically proven, Scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I'm a rude dude.
This list covers most of things you need to know about me, when you deal with me.
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Kambiz Administrator

Joined: 07 Mar 2003 Posts: 1192 Location: Tehran, Iran
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Posted: 25/03/07 06:24 Post subject: |
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Life is getting much easier here for everybody. JK
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